- Guy 1: Where did you guys find your interns?
- Guy 2: China.
- Guy 2: Outsourcing rocks.
- Guy 1: Seriously.
- Guy 2: Craigslist.
- Him: So how was your vacation?
- Her: It was very relaxing and nice.
- Her: How was your weekend?
- Him: The opposite. It was a blur of PBR and bad 80s songs.