Derek Bender Has a Tumblr!

With all the powers the president has, this should not be one of them. If the unthinkable happened (he did hit the imaginary “kill switch” and the US internet shut down) it would affect the entire world since a lot of the infrastructure is US based. Lieberman, you’re a chump. Individuals and agencies (basically governments) who know nothing about a specific topic or how it works should never be given the authority to control it.

An imaginary conversation with the font Comic Sans. When I was reading it I imagined Dennis Leary’s voice talking to me in a pissed-off Dennis Leary manner.

Scientists discovered a species of jellyfish that is immortal. I think they should be renamed from Turritopsis nutricula to the Highlander Jellyfish.

Great idea for a low cost clothing shop and its mobile! The paint job is dope too.